"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on"

As a nation the British drink 165 million cups per day or 62 billion cups per year; 70 per cent of the population (over the age of 10) drank tea yesterday and over 25 per cent of all the milk consumed in the UK goes in cups of tea.  Tea is the answer to every problem in Britain.  We joke that if they announced that we all had 1 hour to live (giant meteorite or something like that!), the first thing everyone in Britain would do is pop the kettle on!  So really, what could be better than a cocktail with both tea and gin in it!