I refer to my previous posts:

You see I am building a case here.  Previous evidence should be enough to convince anyone of my bad hair past but wait, there is much more to be seen! 

I dont look happy anyway but you wouldnt either if you had hair like that!

The perm is growing out, hence the flat up top, poodle at the botton thing I have going on.  All I can say is that had I not been able to arm wrestle (and win) all of the boys in my class, I could have been the perfect candidate for school bullies.