Crumb Monsters
Monday, October 24, 2011My house in Canada has lovely dark wooden floors. How beautiful they looked when we moved in, polished and free of children crumbs.
I counted the other day and I vacuumed the floor five times, the last of which was after the Crumb Monsters had gone to bed and I could enjoy my adult time crumb free! Five times is excessive I know but I walk around bare footed most of my day and there is nothing more annoying than walking on crumbs.
Can someone please invent a device that could save the houseproud owners of Crumb Monsters from their vacuuming? A simple device that could be attached to the back of each Crumb Monster and simply sucked up the crumbs as they moved around the house? I am not sure whether this could be seen as child cruelty but surely attaching a small electrical device to each child would be OK?
I think its best if I just buy myself a pair of slippers and accept that children make mess- lots of mess, and actually I don't think I would have it any other way. Children are designed to make mess and are usually happiest when making a mess. I love my house and all who sail in her regardless of whether the floor is clean so if you cant beat them join them, I am off to make some crumbs!
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Crumbs are good. They make a house feel 'lived in' !!!Love to all, Aunty Vera xxx
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