*You can do a load of washing that contains at least 30 t-shirts
*You have cheese strings in your fridge- aka. evil, plastic sticks of doom!
*Your iPad battery is flat and your children post notifications on your Twitter account about how far their dog ran in "Off the Leash"
*You are woken up at 5.30am on the weekend (yes, there are two 5.30's in a weekend, who knew!)
*You have breakfast cereal in the cupboard that contains fluorescent colours
*You love them dearly but are counting down the hours till their bedtime
*Your iPad has a streak of jam across the screen